10 Steps to Staying Sane in Trumpland

1. Keep ACLU pocket U.S. Constitution with you at all times.
2. Show up at one Marco Rubio demonstration to establish your Resistance cred.
3. Sneak off on Saturday afternoon to see a live HD presentation of opera from the Met.
4. Don't read even one news story about Kellyanne Conway.
5. Let digital natives manage social media for the Lake Nona Democrats.
6. Focus on the long game: electing progressives in 2017, 2018 and 2020.
7. Read the obituaries in the New York Times to meet truly inspiring people.
8. Get thrown out of an Indivisible meeting to show you haven't lost your New York edge.
9. Build up immunity to constant viral revelations by repeating each morning: "Donald Trump represents an existential threat to the country and the world."
10. Finally, tell your family and friends you love them every day!